1) They usually wear a tie and become hostile if you try to touch it
2) They are skilled at creating false, elaborate stories on the spot
3) They will always introduce themselves as such: "Hi, I'm George Hrico."
Music by Neutral Milk Hotel.
AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY COSTA!
AMAZING!!!!!! I laughed so hard. I am still laughing. How did Tour Guide George become my boyfriend? I am so lucky.
ReplyDeleteThank you my dear!! <3
glad you enjoyed it :)
ReplyDeleteTour Guide George is my idol!!
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